Instinct is so awesome

Some of you may be totally grossed out by this video but I absolutely LOVE it. Uber awesome birth guru Ina May Gaskin loves this video and talks about it and this is how I came to know about it. Excuse the fact that Mrs. Elephant’s hoo-haw is very large (she is having a baby elephant after all!) and excuse the fact that there is a lot of fluid. Although I do wish they maybe didn’t replay that “splashing” part over and over again quite so many times.

But. What is so very cool is when Mama elephant’s instincts kick in for baby. No pun intended. That is all she has, anyways….hooves. So what else can we expect for Mama to do to stimulate her little babe? I just love love love how she works at getting the lil’ one to take its first breath, though. Just watch….

Belly Busters UPDATE

So we made it past the first elimination round where they boot out the team that lost the least percentage after the first 6 weeks. But now comes the tough part. Starting this week the slate is wiped clean. Up until now we’ve been in the top four and been doing great. HOWEVER. Now comes the hard part. Each week the team that loses the least percentage is dropped. I have a hunch our end is near. We should wave our white flag now. SOS. Wednesday will be our day to depart from the biggest loser. One gal on the team really has very little more that she can lose as far as I am concerned-she swears she is doing a colon cleanse this weekend!!! The other one hasn’t been the most dependable. And, Pat. Oh, dear Pat. Dr. Wetovick. As he told me….”I have no motivation”. He hasn’t done very well, poor guy. And to add to the pain this week in the clinic was pure torture (seriously people, come on….will you at least consider getting your flu shot~just sayin’!), especially for Pat Mon-Weds and he took off skiing Thursday for a long weekend and I’m sure he’ll be binging away his sorrows as I would be, too.

 

I’ve lost 23lbs and as I am close to the smallest I have ever been am disgusted to say that I saw a partner’s patient yesterday and as she was leaving she asked me when I was due. I promptly spewed (yes I just used the word spew) onto her shoes. Actually what I really wanted to do is tell her to go back to his hall and never come back to our hall again! But. I didn’t because my nurse wrestled me down and duct-taped my mouth shut. For the rest of the day that was the joke….about how this person asked me this and everyone in the clinc couldn’t believe it. Guess we’ll be doing some clothes altering this weekend…

Oh, and one good thing….I think (not 100% sure) that even if your team gets booted you can continue individually for an individual prize at the end of the competition. If so, I might just keep on goin’….

Laundry detergent

We made our own. Yes. We. Did. And, it was fun! I got the recipe from a friend who has done so for a long time. Here is her post with the recipe which is probably much better as my post is geared more to the hilarity of the fact that Adam and I even did this. And, that I think we honestly will keep doing so. Just wait, people. You haven’t seen nothin’ yet. We are going to do great things in our future!

First, you may ask…what brought this on? Initially I was thinking of making our own soap. As in bars of soap. Primarily because my own skin is so freaking dry and I have been told at medical conferences that castile soap is the best soap for skin as far as bacteria goes and when I researched that I found that it, indeed is the oldest soap and in its purest form is also very good for dry skin. That, my kind friends is the key: “purest form”. I quickly decided making soap looked too hard. Then looked at Dr. Bronner’s soap (which is castile) and decided it was a bit pricey for as many bars of soap Adam and I go through…yes, yes I know there are only two of us but he takes two showers a day usually and we just go through a lot of soap. While in Lincoln, Adam found some soap at a natural food store and happily came home with his prize but couldn’t keep a grip on it in the shower….again “purest form”. Besides, I think he got glycerin soap. Lo’ and behold I find this for a mere buck.30 at our lil’ grocery:

Now I haven’t had a chance to try it yet because I’m finishing up my current bar so we’ll see. My point is that once my soap making tangent finished I was off on another tangent: laundry detergent.

I guess I still haven’t gotten to the whole point of this. Here it is. Adam and I have been doing a lot of thinking, discussing, reading….while we know we can’t change everything we are exposed to environment-wise, we would like to somewhat control what is within our own four walls. Well, as much as we can anyhow. When we leave the confines of our home each day we are placated with whatever it is they are needing to help the alfalfa and corn fields grow here locally, and much much more. We can never ever stop exposing ourselves from EVERYthing. But we can limit some things. For instance I learned recently that there are a few ingredients in the Mary Kay that I have used for years (and nothing against Mary Kay because they are in almost every other major brand too) that may cause miscarriages and birth defects if used for a prolonged period of time, of which I have for 15 years. So we are a little lost right now, that is all. Therefore we made laundry detergent. Detergent that isn’t even completely natural but it sure as heck is more natural than what we were using! And is way cheaper. In fact is only 4 cents per load!

Recipe-makes 5 gallons (you should be able to buy all four ingredients at your average grocery store unless you live where we do and then you will need to go to two or three places but never fear….you will succeed!).

  • One bar fels naptha soap (this CLEARLY says for laundry on there but you know how sometimes you just wonder about some people? Yeah, well some of those people stock shelves and put it with the body soap so if you can’t find it in the laundry aisle…check with the body soap)
  • One box borax (this will yield you 9 batches of this recipe)
  • One box washing soda (this will yield you 7 batches of this recipe and for peter’s sake do NOT go getting baking soda even though it is made by the same people!)
  • One bottle of plain (this is the key-must be plain-don’t go getting fancy schmancy) Dawn liquid dish soap.

You will also need a 5 gallon bucket with a lid, something long to stir with (hopefully something longer than a kitchen spoon which my stubborn Husband was determined was long enough and therefore used through the entire freaking process), a grater thingy of some sort-we just used an el-cheapo cheese grater and about 20 minutes total. Oh, and for us an old laundry detergent bottle because we don’t want to use the detergent out of the 5 gallon bucket! After we made this we looked on-line and found a zillion other recipes and ways you can alter this so go for it if you want but we love it so far. Alas, our adventure in photos…

Our Supplies Await Us!!!

Once this is grated, mix this in 4 cups of water in a saucepan...NOT boiling water. Must be hot but NOT boiling, otherwise you'll get a few chunks that are hard to break down. Yeah, uh huh...we learned the ol' hard way. You stir in the pan until it is all melted.

 While your fels-naptha is melting in the pan of water fill your 5 gallon bucket up half way with hot water. Dissolve 1 Cup Borax and 1 Cup of the Washing Soda in this. Then add the melted Fels naptha, mix. Then, fill the remaining way with hot water like the picture below but leave some stirring room for in the morning.

You mix everything together EXCEPT for the Dawn and then leave it sit overnight...so this is right before we put the lid on and said "nighty night!"

It coagulates over night. This was totally AWESOME-it was like that goop stuff that you can buy for kids. I'm all about this kind of stuff. Kind of like this fantasy I have where I want to swim in a pool of M&Ms or jell-o. Anyway you stir and stir and stir until this is smooth again.

Mix in 1/4 cup dawn

We could have been done butttt, we want to use our old container so here we are....and it was easy to do.

I love being able to still use the same container! The only thing is that before each load we have to take it out and rotate the container a couple of times to re-mix things and then put it back but that is okay. Otherwise, you would normally use 1/2 cup for a top-loader washer, 1/4 cup for a front-loader. Or for us it is counting to three Mississippi

 

Adam’s bag of crap

Yes, his bag of crap.

Have you heard of Woot.com? Every day there is a daily deal and then sometimes there is a “woot off” whereas when an item sells a new item is placed for sale right away. This website is Adam’s fav, you see. Apparently, unbeknown to me he has been dreaming of and trying to get their infamous bag of crap for years.  What is a bag of crap, you may ask? Here are the crap commandments listed when you go to try to buy a bag of crap (which is very difficult to do because according to Adam….THEY HAVE SOLD OUT EVERY SINGLE TIME I HAVE TRIED TO BUY ONE FOR YEARS!!!!!)

THE HOLY CRAP COMMANDMENTS
I. Thou shalt expect nothing beyond ONE bag of some kind and THREE crappy items.
II. Thou shalt not whine and complain when some people’s crap turns out to be nicer than yours.
III. Thou shalt take a moment to consider whether you might be better off just not buying this crap.

IV. Thou shalt not expect better crap just because things are different this time. Crap is crap.
V. To paraphrase Stephen Stills, shalt thou not get the crap you want, want the crap you get.

So, needless to say when he successfully got through and purchased a bag of crap he was so excited and watched the tracking number until the very day it got here….even knowing that it weighed 4.18lbs, this $8 bag of crap (that includes shipping and handling).

This is what it looks like when you buy it so I was very disappointed when there was actually no bag in the box. At times it is the simple things for me (only at times, though).

What was in his bag of crap? Mostly crap, you might say. The anticipation of getting it was worth it, though. Kind of like anticipating going on vacation and a whole lot cheaper so that is cool. Here is what he got:

  • Two baby bottles (actually they are fancy ones, too)
  • Ear muffs
  • Two flying monkeys (these would be more exciting if we could use them but we probably shouldn’t because we are thinking they may have had something to do with what started our dog’s seizure disorder). Just kidding, although it could be true but it does freak her out so we can’t use them.
  • An eyeclops projector case (anybody know what this or have a use for this?) ha ha
  • Set of two Aqua Globes to water your plants (all I’ve ever heard is they don’t work)….anyone else heard otherwise????

Here is a picture of the actual loot:

Should have had a paper bag in there...I'm just sayin'

Seriously...if anyone is needing an eyeclops projector bag let us know!

Preservatives vs. No Preservatives: WEEK 2

DAY 14

As you can see the good ol’ Sara Lee that is full of preservatives is still a rockin’ (just like that french fry that you’d find between your seats would be too I am certain). Nasty. Well, so is the other too but the fact that the preservatives can fool us into thinking that the other is still fresh and fine to eat is scary to me.

At a friends idea from last week’s update I have emailed the preservative-free company and asked why I couldn’t find an expiration date on their product. Of course they’ll probably say it was right there under our noses.