The darndest thing

The last time something like this happened was when my sister emptied the clothes out of her dryer and a dead snake had it’s mouth clamped on her husband’s jock strap (oops…should I have put that in here?). 

What happens when Ralph Lauren boxers mix with a tank top?
(answer: see above)

Happy to be named Shana

So I’ve been seeing people putting on facebook what their name means according to the urban dictionary. One poor girl’s name was the indian word for scrotum (that’s just wrong people) so, I am very thankful that it says my name means:

  • Strong character, incredible beauty, amazing passion & love for life
  • She will rock your world (hmm, not sure about that)
  • Imagine everything you want and that is her (oh boy, I’m blushing)
  • Eyes full of life and mystery (sleepy eyes right now)
  • One look and that’s all it will take for you to fall under her spell (hmm…)
  • A lover of everything in this world from movies, books, food and life she will open your eyes more than ever imagined
  • If you find her keep her (makes me want to run and hide now like Waldo in “Where’s Waldo?”)

**then below all of this it says Shana is slang in Irish for “get me some of that”. (I guess one can interpret that however????)

…And there was one more definition that I can’t post here, very nasty language. And mean too.

what we learned from the little people

If you didn’t read the earlier post about the little people’s visit, do so now…

So, here is what we learned from their all too brief stay.

  • In first and third grade you can’t do homework in pen. Adam tried and got the kids in trouble…notes were sent home on day two about using pencils!!!
  •  Giving a child free reign in the library to pick any book he would like us to read him to bed probably isn’t the best idea. Two minutes later he comes carrying out a children’s encyclopedia, 300 pages long and of course Adam cannot say no (note to self: set a limit on the size of the book I guess). She comes carrying out three scrapbooks telling our life story.
  • Getting “ready for bed” might just end up taking an hour and a half
  • Next time I need to be better prepared to have my hair styled. I didn’t have near enough product for her to use on my hair for the styles she was wanting to try. As Adam said the night they were gone (to soothe me in case I was feeling withdrawals)….honey, do you want me to french braid your hair?
  • When they say they want the salad bar at Pizza Hut they really just want a teaspoon of chocolate pudding
  • Sometimes it is easier to just give in
  • And, last but definitely not least because this is the BEST lesson learned. Apparently, this isn’t the best way to wear them out. To run them down and tire them out for bed after they’ve had ice cream after school, soda and hot chocolate at supper and cookies for dessert. Because they were still up and going at 11pm!

The bestest vacation and 2010

Adam and I have both had this entire past week off and it has been awesome. Beyond great, I tell ya! My vacation was by choice, his was mandatory unfortunately. His company is struggling and one of their moves to regain financial stability was to close-up shop per se for this week without pay. So, I took the week off too and it has been glorious. We have done nothing but spend time together and work on the house finishing all sorts of little projects (fun stuff, no more big overwhelming junk!!).

I am hopeful for 2010. We spent New Year’s Eve with some great friends. Good food, great conversation, a strange game of Battle of the Sexes (it’s a board game for those of you who haven’t heard of it) and a brutal game of Pictionary where the guys actually won (yeah, I know…what’s up with that?) brought in the new year peacefully. We also played a little Wii, of which neither of us have EVER played. While I had many near death experiences while driving Mario Kart our friends small child said…. “I can’t believe you are a doctor”, still not sure how to interpret that????

Last night we also learned there was a casualty in the “pets” of the family (hee hee). “That” snake that has been giving me the willies in previous blogs. Read here and here if you need to catch up on the story. At any rate, Slyther very sadly choked on his supper of a mouse and died, literally. I was told they tried compressions~not sure if they were telling the truth. I did ask if he turned blue but they said he just stayed white. While I was excited for a brief moment at the news, we got a text message that they got another albino corn snake to replace Slyther already. Apparently he was under warranty or something.

Finally, I am hopefully that 2010 will be a year that surrounds me and my friends and loved ones with less death. This time already last year our phone rang and Adam’s Mawmaw had somewhat unexpectedly died. Our poor small community lost so many people this last year~both young and old. My Nana is gone. I hope that maybe my faith will strengthen again…I have somewhat lost it these past nine months…I think that death will do that to a person.