I was leaving Target in Lincoln last night and there was all of a sudden a line of people trying to get out of the store. I swear to you…there was 7 people in front of me. SEVEN! So, I just veered right and went out the other door and as I’m walking by the “line” I hear…

“why won’t it open, what is wrong with the door?” (as all of these people are looking at the door peering over each other’s shoulders)

All of these people were staring at the automatic door, which was obviously not working. I’m like…geesh people, you can’t push open your own dang door! No sirree bob, we aren’t a lazy society…Not. At. All.