Southwest airlines rocks!

I don’t know if any of you have flown southwest but they are great. We first started flying on southwest when Jesse moved back east for school five years ago. A few of the reasons we like them:

On one flight the steward pulled toilet paper from the front bathroom all the way down the aisle to the toilet in the back of the plane. He then proceeded to hit “flush”…therefore sucking the tp all the way down the aisle rapidly. And, he repeated this two more times.

Once when landing into Philly, the stewardess graced us by singing God Bless America, quite beautifully.

Once when we were landing the steward announced that if you were worried the back of your hair looks as bad as the person’s in front of you…it does.

On another…this is a nonsmoking flight…feel free to step outside to the smoking section on the wings.

On one of my brother’s flights they announced it was a self-serve flight followed by literally rolling cans of soda down the aisle…

On one flight around Easter that I was on there was an Easter egg hunt

When it used to be a first come first pick seating situation when the plane was boarding they got on once and said “everyone with an empty seat next to you-you might as well stop looking away from those in the aisle like you aren’t there…we see you..”

Once when they were talking about the oxygen masks falling down they said that once you stop screaming and freaking out…put the mask on.

Another time…we aren’t going to demonstrate the use of a seat-belt because if you do not know how to use it than you obviously have not ridden in an automobile for more than 50 years and probably shouldn’t be out in public!

So, you see…they are really funny. I imagine they must encourage their employees to do silly things…Now, this is one I haven’t seen personally but how awesome is it!?

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