Your underwear goes INSIDE your pants

Okay all…you may have seen this but IF not I would recommend you watch it. It is an unfortunately true depiction of America today in many ways.

I especially like the part about the obesity epidemic and I guarantee you WILL laugh at about 4:15 where they explain the whole “underwear goes inside your pants” part.

There are a few things that may take you by surprise……. Not for young viewers or ears!

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Overheard (and seen) at the local Target

I was leaving Target in Lincoln last night and there was all of a sudden a line of people trying to get out of the store. I swear to you…there was 7 people in front of me. SEVEN! So, I just veered right and went out the other door and as I’m walking by the “line” I hear…

“why won’t it open, what is wrong with the door?” (as all of these people are looking at the door peering over each other’s shoulders)

All of these people were staring at the automatic door, which was obviously not working. I’m like…geesh people, you can’t push open your own dang door! No sirree bob, we aren’t a lazy society…Not. At. All.

Progressive Dinner: WOWZA!

So Adam and I were invited to our first progressive dinner Friday night. The Doc I work with “won” it at a silent auction put on by a local church. The dinner was for six so the three of us providers and our spouses went.

I had never been to one before, in fact…none of us had but boy were we in for a treat! We started at one home where we had different wines and hors d’oeuvres to die for!

We then went to another home for the meal. The house was awesome because it is old like ours with a ton of charm. In other words, our house envies this house and wants to be like this house someday. The dining table was gorgeous. All done in black, gold and crystal. Gorgeous china and silver. It reminded me of that scene in the movie Pretty Woman where Julia Roberts was trying to learn which fork goes with what, etc…

Using a silver tong they handed us hot wet towels to “freshen” up with when we first sat down and then we were promptly served wine and our first course. Menus were waiting for us and the meal was considered international.

The first course included two foods: bruchetta from Italy and gazpacho from Spain. The gazpacho was amazzzzzzing. It was a tomato-like soup with lots of veggies in it….but it was cold. On purpose, of course. It weirded Adam out but it was soooo soooo good and how cool is that anyway: a cold soup during the summertime!

The second course was a spinach & feta sald from Corsica…also very yummy.

The third couse included souvlaki from Greece (very good: lamb and chicken), guacamole y camarones from Mexico and basmati rice curry from Thailand. All sooo good.

Have I mentioned how good this all was yet?!

To “cleanse our palate” we had lemon sorbet from France.

For dessert we had mousse au chocolat in a home-made crust from Belgium. To. Die. For! Followed by Irish coffee from Ireland.

They then brought out cognac in these little fancy crystal glasses that I guess are called cordial glasses. Supposedly you are supposed to “sip” this type of a drink. Adam and Steven drank theirs in one gulp. It wasn’t bad actually…very potent stuff though as I noticed an hour later I was still feeling a little hot!

Anyways, it was amazing and we thank Doc for winning the auction and inviting us along and the persons who did the cooking~wow! Father Dunavan, CJ Lamb and Steve & Kathy Mercure are AWESOME! I am happy to say, too, that although it was by far the fanciest dinner that any of us had probably every had I think we handled it pretty well. No one passed gas, we seemed to all use the correct silverware at the right time, there was no profanity said at the dinner table, we all had our napkins on our laps, etc…Overall, not a bad bunch I tell ya!

Hmmmmm, maybe Doc will win the dinner this year at the auction again….

The thing about small towns…

While there are drawbacks to living in small towns…towns that are so small that everyone knows everyone (you know~the type you have to do your hair and get dressed up to go to your mailbox), there are way more benefits. Such as,

Full service gas station: yep, for real. They pump the gas and wash the windows.

Ran out of butter? No worries. Just call the manager of the local grocery store and he’ll drop some off on his way home. Literally.

Notice you have a flat tire after you are done rounding at the hospital but you have to get to the clinic to see patients? No problem…the local full service station mentioned above will come pick up your car and fix it~and have it back in the same parking space by lunch!

Adam went to the local farm/home supply store and when he was checking out noticed they had peanut butter eggs by the checkout. He grabbed one (knowing they are my most favoritest thing in the world!) but then was short in change when he went to the pay. The owner said…that is ok, Adam…take it~Shana deserves it.

The local subway starts preparing your favorite sandwich when they see your car pull up.

There are sooo many more examples. What kind of things have happened to you?

Now this is something we can ALL be proud of!

A story from CNN yesterday: Why Toilet Paper Belongs to America

When you run out of tp and have to go to the store to buy some have you ever wondered why we don’t just stockpile tp? I mean, lets face it…we’re always going to use it. Why don’t we all buy it by the hundreds…

The CNN story says, “Since the dawn of time, people have found nifty ways to clean up after the bathroom act. The most common solution was simply to grab what was at hand: coconuts, shells, snow, moss, hay, leaves, grass, corncobs, sheep’s wool — and, later, thanks to the printing press — newspapers, magazines, and pages of books.”

Apparently the most popular method of cleansing one’s nether regions was with the Sears Catalogs that used to be put out. For any of you that know Adam you know that he willingly admits that he would NEVER make it on Survivor. Why? Not because he wouldn’t be willing to eat bugs, swim with snakes, etc but because he…shall we say, requires a special type of tp for his bottom? He was thrilled to hear that the very first type of tp created was actually infused with aloe as that is the ONLY type he will use now~a joke amongst many!

Adam's wipe of choice

Adam's wipe of choice

Further in that article it says that the average American uses 57 square of tp in a day. Geesh, poor environment.

All in all, we should be proud as Americans that it was right here in the United States where tp was created! Take that North Korea!