Dinty-Moore Stew, Sex & Pepto Bismol (not necessarily in this order)

Interesting info: in this current economy the sale of certain items is increasing dramatically. Of course we all know that larger items like cars, houses, etc are not selling as well. But macaroni and cheese, wine, chocolate and dinty-moore stew are selling more than ever. Spam is too.

The sale of condoms went up by 5% when last checked. Read this guy’s quote (too funny): “If people don’t have the money to go out to a fancy dinner or are looking to cut back, Trojan gives them some real affordable ways to stay in and make some great memories together,” says Jim Daniels, vice president of marketing for Trojan, the nation’s No. 1 condom maker.

I guess items like Pepcid and Pepto Bismol are selling more too.

So, what does all of this mean:

Maybe we are having more sex because we are poorer (is that even a word!), maybe we don’t want babies because we cannot afford them or maybe like the guy above mentioned we just are having more sex instead of going out on dates. I’m glad there are more condoms being bought since apparently people drinking more too…less “accidents” this way.

Hawaii is finally “in the trend” with their popular use of Spam. When we were there to visit you could get Spam at McDonalds. Spam to them is like sausage to us. So, they are now finally fitting in.

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And, last but not least…all of the sex, wine, chocolate and processed foods are eating away at our guts so we need pepcid.

Southwest airlines rocks!

I don’t know if any of you have flown southwest but they are great. We first started flying on southwest when Jesse moved back east for school five years ago. A few of the reasons we like them:

On one flight the steward pulled toilet paper from the front bathroom all the way down the aisle to the toilet in the back of the plane. He then proceeded to hit “flush”…therefore sucking the tp all the way down the aisle rapidly. And, he repeated this two more times.

Once when landing into Philly, the stewardess graced us by singing God Bless America, quite beautifully.

Once when we were landing the steward announced that if you were worried the back of your hair looks as bad as the person’s in front of you…it does.

On another…this is a nonsmoking flight…feel free to step outside to the smoking section on the wings.

On one of my brother’s flights they announced it was a self-serve flight followed by literally rolling cans of soda down the aisle…

On one flight around Easter that I was on there was an Easter egg hunt

When it used to be a first come first pick seating situation when the plane was boarding they got on once and said “everyone with an empty seat next to you-you might as well stop looking away from those in the aisle like you aren’t there…we see you..”

Once when they were talking about the oxygen masks falling down they said that once you stop screaming and freaking out…put the mask on.

Another time…we aren’t going to demonstrate the use of a seat-belt because if you do not know how to use it than you obviously have not ridden in an automobile for more than 50 years and probably shouldn’t be out in public!

So, you see…they are really funny. I imagine they must encourage their employees to do silly things…Now, this is one I haven’t seen personally but how awesome is it!?

Napolean Dynamite

Ok, so Uncle Adam and I must not get it. I mean-it must be over our head, right? For months we’ve been listening to our nieces and nephews AND others quoting this movie and making it sound like it was something one had to see and experience to be able to understand life itself.

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Well, we finally caved. We watched it and knew at the point when he commented about his lips hurting so bad that it was just a weird movie. What is the mystery surrounding this movie? Another thing everyone always says is you appreciate it more each time you watch it. Well, what if you don’t think you can handle watching it again? Hmmmm…